Shovelin The Shit - The Gas Driller
We’ll be introducing another section to the safari this week called Shovelin The Shit. Let’s face it, no one likes to get stuck shoveling all the poop up at the zoo, but ya know what, tough shit! Somebody’s gotta do it.
This week we welcome two individuals who will be rolling in animal feces all week. John and Darlene appear to be your average white trash couple, but were arrested last week in Florida for drilling holes in gas tanks to steal gas. They even got a couple of our safari jeeps. But it’s ok, because this dynamic duo did the smart thing, and left their personalized drill behind at the crime scene. He might as well have left his business card.
But wait, there’s more. When the cops went to their house, they also found a meth lab. Who would’ve thought? They just needed the stolen gas to make up for the falling methamphetamine prices. Damn economy. Well at least we know they’ll be shovelin the shit for a lonnnggg time.
Sounds like fun! Everyone should have to shovel some poop at sometime, builds character.