The William Box Shaturtle - William Shatner
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Natural Talents - The William Box Shaturtle (William Shatner) is good at eating flies and sleeping. He also excels at slashing the price of a 5 star hotel, saving us 30% off our next stay.
Videography - After his long tenuous career with Star Trek, this species went on to bigger and better roles such as playing a cracked out alien on 3rd Rock From The Sun.
Mating Calls - Doesn’t have a lot of luck with the lady turtles. However, he is a HUGE hit with middle-aged virgin men that live in their parents basement.
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