The Whooptopus Goldberg - Whoopi Goldberg
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Natural Abilities - When this species makes eye contact with the opposite sex, she has the rare ability make any man go limp.
Physical Features - This critter’s bare physical features were recorded and photographed by numerous camera men. Unfortunately, once they developed the photos, they instantly jumped off of a cliff.
Videography - The Whooptopus Goldberg (Whoopi Goldberg) has been in such nature films as Sister Act, Corrina Corrina & The Little Rascals, giving hope to aspiring talentless actresses everywhere.
Whoopi Goldberg Photo: Daniel Langer and Comic Relief, Inc.
Octopus Photo: Albert Kok
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