The Stalrus Jones - Star Jones
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Daily Appetitie - Diet includes seals, fresh fish, and anything that gets within 5 feet of her mouth. Famous for being able to fit her whole flipper in her mouth.
Special Characteristics - Able to make 160 pounds disappear out of thin air. Though I should add that there is a noticeable waddle when the dinner bell rings.
Natural Talents - The Stalrus Jones (Star Jones) is as ruthless as she is bulbous. She has been known to attack small children for eating her Double Stuf Oreos.
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