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The Courtney Lovster - Courtney Love

Posted 01.07.2008 | 10:33 pm

The Courtney Lovster - Coutney Love

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Dietary Habits Loves to eat heroin, cocaine and jack daniels, although lately shes stayed away from it. Her favorite food is beauty mainly because she doesn’t have any.

Daily Serenity - This species engages in all types of activities to unwind including swimming, crawling on the ocean floor and getting pushed around in shopping carts. In her spare time, she’s also been known to sing the worst songs you’ll ever hear.

Daily Hygiene - The Courtney Lovster’s (Courtney Love) hygiene is reportedly kept at a minimum. With her busy schedule she only has time to sprinkle her face with dirt in the morning. Fisherman have tried to use her as bait before, but the only thing they caught was a venereal disease.

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