Posted 28.07.2008 | 8:51 pm
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Natural Abilities - Excels at performing tasks related to white collar crime. She’s also been known to get less jail time by baking cakes for her inmates.
Dietary Habits - This species mainly eats flies, gnats and other insects. She often feeds off her own self satisfaction which comes in the form of liquid evil.
Wildlife Talents - The Martha Stewmeleon (Martha Stewart) is talented in many ways which include sewing, housekeeping and wrapping her tongue around long objects. She’s also one of the best at running a sweat shop. The world is truly a better place with her clothing line in K-Mart.
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Posted 25.07.2008 | 7:19 pm
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Daily Activities - This little guy loves to spend his days in his hamster wheel. However, he easily gets winded, so this doesn’t last long.
Videography - Famous for his sensational role in Twins, this critter has graced such movies as Batman Returns & Space Jam and television shows such as Reno 911 & It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. At least he’s staying out of the circus.
Physical Attributes - The Danny Dehamster (Danny Devito) is truly a creature of beauty. Unfortunately both of this little guys arms were lost during a hot dog eating contest. His double chin lets us know that he needs to be fed every 2 hours.
Danny Devito Picture: Glenn Francis
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Posted 24.07.2008 | 8:36 pm
These guys are truly the masters of the telephone. Knowing when to seize perfect opportunities and turning them into timeless classics. The last one is the best.
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Posted 23.07.2008 | 8:30 pm
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Daily Routines - Famed for his appearances in Happy Days and Joannie Loves Chotchie, the Scott Baioa Constrictor (Scott Baio) has choked in many key points in his career.
Favorite Activities - His favorite activities include eating large rats, lurking in the shadows and creating ridiculously lame reality shows. Seriously people, Scott Baio’s life is that interesting? Might as well give give Carrot Top (see The The Carrangutan Top) a reality show.
Predators - His only weakness is, The Henry Winklynx (Henry Winkler). My sources have told me that there is a new reality show coming to FOX; “Are You Smarter Than a Washed Up Happy Days Actor?”
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Posted 22.07.2008 | 8:17 pm
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Wildlife Talents - This species is one of the loudest song birds in the forest. The mere mention of her name is enough to inspire fear in any man.
Spare Time - The Lorenutcracker Bobbit’s (Lorena Bobbit) spends her spare time wisely. She enjoys chirping, flying south for the winter and playing hide the sausage. Only her version involves a lot of cutting and removing of the sausage.
Where Is She Now? - She currently works as a meat slicer at your local ShopRite.
Nutcracker Photo Source: Wing-Chi Poon
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Posted 21.07.2008 | 9:04 pm
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Natural Talents - The William Box Shaturtle (William Shatner) is good at eating flies and sleeping. He also excels at slashing the price of a 5 star hotel, saving us 30% off our next stay.
Videography - After his long tenuous career with Star Trek, this species went on to bigger and better roles such as playing a cracked out alien on 3rd Rock From The Sun.
Mating Calls - Doesn’t have a lot of luck with the lady turtles. However, he is a HUGE hit with middle-aged virgin men that live in their parents basement.
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Posted 20.07.2008 | 8:39 pm
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Natural Habitat - This species used to live out in the open, however he occasionally retreats to rehab.
Primal Instincts - Has been known to have a few screws loose. His antics resemble that of a meth head. He recently de-shirted a 17 year-old in an attempt to try and find her penis.
Daily Diet - The North American Andy Dickpecker’s (Andy Dick) favorite foods are cocaine and wood. He loves wood. LOVES it. He also enjoys chicken. Scientists say he’s choked more chickens than Colonel Sanders.
Andy Dick Photo: The 1 Second Film
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Posted 19.07.2008 | 8:48 pm
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Daily Life - Sometimes gets mistaken for a tree. She spends most of her day looking for the white pony and strategically planning her new clothing line at Big Lots.
Dietary Habits - Her favorite food is air. She finds that it provides her enough nutrients to fit into her -11 size jeans.
Natural Habits - Look here! We’ve caught the Kate Mosstrich (Kate Moss) in one of her frequent cocaine bumps. If you look closely at her face, you’ll notice the white powdery liquid flowing like the Nile River out of her nose. That keeps her alive.
Kate Moss Photo: Deon Maritz
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This week in Pennsylvania, two men showed that even broke rednecks can hire a hitman. They allegedly hired a hitman and promised him a trash bag full of NASCAR memorabilia. My guess is that it had a retail value of $38. Anyway, the 2 guys were a father and son duo, making plotting a murder a good father-son bonding experience.
They wanted to get rid of a key witness in the father’s drug trial by making it look like a drug overdoes. Unfortunately for these guys, the inmate told authorities who then arrested these two outstanding individuals. Now they get to watch each other get their asses kicked in jail.
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Posted 17.07.2008 | 5:44 pm
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Videography - This little critter is one of my favorites. He’s good in every movie that he touches including American Psycho, Harsh Times and Batman Begins. He’s about to be the richest bat in the land once The Dark Knight.
Natural Enemies - His natural enemies are The Riddler, Two Face and the Joker. He’s been known to deflect bullets with his wings, giving the Steven Seagull a run for his money.
Physical Attributes - The Christian Brown Bat (Christian Bale) may look small in size, but his teeth have been known to bite through steel. He’s also been known to have the ability to mack it to Katie Holmes.
Now go out and enjoy The Dark Knight.
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