The Stephen Coalabeart - Stephen Colbert
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Wildlife Traits - Has a knack for spreading the truth in his twisted satire ways. He can rattle off the capitals of all 50 U.S. states faster than any American in the world.
Natural Enemies - Since he is an American breed, his natural enemy is Iraq. His worst enemy is the Barbara Waltoad, mainly because she is jealous of his talented interviewing skills.
Dietary Habits - The Stephen Coalabeart (Stephen Colbert) frequently snacks on eucalyptus, small insects and Bill O’Reily’s tears.
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