The Scott Baioa Constrictor - Scott Baio

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Daily Routines - Famed for his appearances in Happy Days and Joannie Loves Chotchie, the Scott Baioa Constrictor (Scott Baio) has choked in many key points in his career.
Favorite Activities - His favorite activities include eating large rats, lurking in the shadows and creating ridiculously lame reality shows. Seriously people, Scott Baio’s life is that interesting? Might as well give give Carrot Top (see The The Carrangutan Top) a reality show.
Predators - His only weakness is, The Henry Winklynx (Henry Winkler). My sources have told me that there is a new reality show coming to FOX; “Are You Smarter Than a Washed Up Happy Days Actor?”



















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