The Oprahpotamus - Oprah Winfrey

Posted 07.06.2008 | 10:24 am

Oprah Winfrey as a Hippopotamus

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Adaptive Traits - The Oprahpotamus (Oprah Winfrey) can store up to 150 pounds of fat in her lower buttocks without other animals even noticing.

Mating Call - Lures her mate in with the purchase of a 2008 Mercedes Benz, but then she quickly turns him off when she writes a book about it.

Natural Habits - With her compulsive spending splurges, she’s left with nothing but the leaves on her back.