The Mick Jagguar - Mick Jagger

Posted 04.08.2008 | 7:10 pm

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Mating Calls - This species serenades the female jaguars with his loud screeching and hip thrusting.

Physical Traits - His long shaggy hair is really an old wig which he physically had sodered onto his head.

Wildlife Procedures - The Mick Jagguar (Mick Jagger) has surprisingly not had any plastic surgery done. But when we look at the above picture, we are reminded of a 90 year old mans ass crack.