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The Martha Stewmeleon - Martha Stewart

Posted 28.07.2008 | 8:51 pm

The Martha Stewmeleon - Martha Stewart

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Natural Abilities - Excels at performing tasks related to white collar crime. She’s also been known to get less jail time by baking cakes for her inmates.

Dietary Habits - This species mainly eats flies, gnats and other insects. She often feeds off her own self satisfaction which comes in the form of liquid evil.

Wildlife Talents - The Martha Stewmeleon (Martha Stewart) is talented in many ways which include sewing, housekeeping and wrapping her tongue around long objects. She’s also one of the best at running a sweat shop. The world is truly a better place with her clothing line in K-Mart.

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1 Comments

  1. chat blanc, July 29, 2008:

    some how I always KNEW she was reptilian! :)

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