The Grey Haired Naomi Campboon - Naomi Campbell
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Defense Mechanism - Has a knack for throwing massive amounts of poop at innocent bystanders. She has been known to literally shit on her assistants. Just be warned that if you tell her “No,” you might end up in the hospital.
Primal Instincts - Her ability to be fake is what separates her from other primates. She frequently visits foreign habitats in an attempt to make the animal kingdom think she cares. However, the only thing this species cares about is her weave which happens to be made from the back hair of the Jason Alexanteater.
Dietary Concerns - The Grey Haired Naomi Campboon (Naomi Campbell) is notorious for her poor diet which consists of xanax, vicodin and the occassional huffing of paint thinner. But beware, she usually vomits everything back up anyway.
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