The Corey Feldlemur - Corey Feldman
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Videography - This species loves to be in front of the camera. He’s been in such film strips as License to Drive, Stand By Me and Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Stole My Acting Checks. He’s recently been spotted working as a security guard at Target.
Special Appearances - Known to make guest appearances at events where he sells his autographs for $35. But don’t worry folks! The last time I saw him in the wild, I was able to haggle an autograph for $3.68, 7 soda cans and a package of Big League Chew. So keep your chin up!
Primal Instincts - The Corey Feldlemur (Corey Feldman) is very fast at escaping enemies, except for his arch enemy, the Michael Jackal. This little critter often falls victim to the Jackals love spell. A day after a trip to Neverland Ranch leaves him hungover an dazed with a soar buttocks.
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