The Kevin Federskunk - Kevin Federline
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Habitat of Choice - This species specifically lives in dirt. He is known to frequently visit trailer parks and garbage dumpsters. If we’re lucky, we might catch a rare glimpse of him bathing in the carnival urinals.
Abilities in the Wild - Prefers to ride the back of his ex-wife in order to get into the spotlight. Has been known to ravage teen stars careers. Hannah Montana, if you’re reading this, RUN!
Natural Defenses - The Kevin Federskunk (Kevin Federline) emits a foul stench that can cause the average human to blackout. It’s been reported that his smell is very similar to stale Pabst Blue Ribbon, moldy Gouda cheese, and the stench of 26 undiscovered STDs.
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