The John Stamoose - John Stamos
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Rare Appearances - Until recently, the John Stamoose (John Stamos) had last been seen in 1995. It was once thought that he was eaten by a pack of wild Dave Couliers. However studies concluded that he was just a bad actor with a mullet.
Natural Talents - This species only has one talent, he loves to play doctor. He operates on his patients with his trusty antlers. Look everyone! He’s about to give Makai Phifer a visectamine. This could get messy…
Wildlife Honors - This creature has won many awards including best hair, greatest pop song, and most likely to disappear for another 10 years.
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