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The Henry Winklynx - Henry Winkler

Posted 16.07.2008 | 8:27 pm

The Henry Winklynx - Henry Winkler

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Daily Routines - The Henry Winklynx (Henry Winkler) engages in routine activities such as eating, hunting and saying “Ehhh.” His favorite activity is sun bathing, however if he stays in the sun for more than 20 minutes, his plastic hair will melt.

Hibernation Patterns - This species tends to hibernate every five years. He sometimes comes out of hibernation to make appearances at high school dances and your local Walmart.

Physical Attributes - His leather jacket allows him to jump 15 cars with his motorcycle. Scientists have concluded that his thumb has gone from a curvy “thumbs-up” motion, to a curled up knuckle that extends deep into his rectum.

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1 Comments

  1. bubbles, July 24, 2008:

    HAHAHA - Real cute, Fonzie ending up as Wild cat:)

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