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The Christian Brown Bat - Christian Bale

Posted 17.07.2008 | 5:44 pm

The Christian Brown Bat - Christian Bale

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Videography - This little critter is one of my favorites. He’s good in every movie that he touches including American Psycho, Harsh Times and Batman Begins. He’s about to be the richest bat in the land once The Dark Knight.

Natural Enemies - His natural enemies are The Riddler, Two Face and the Joker. He’s been known to deflect bullets with his wings, giving the Steven Seagull a run for his money.

Physical Attributes - The Christian Brown Bat (Christian Bale) may look small in size, but his teeth have been known to bite through steel. He’s also been known to have the ability to mack it to Katie Holmes.

Now go out and enjoy The Dark Knight.

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1 Comments

  1. Stanley, July 21, 2008:

    LOL! so true!

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