The Barbara Waltoad - Barbara Walters
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Daily Routine - This little amphibian licks herself every day just to get a buzz. She also bathes in ponds, conducts interviews and wears 4 pounds of anti-aging cream a day.
Natural Enemies - Has seen her fair share of enemies. Her arch enemy, the Stalrus Jones, has been in many battles with this critter. She’s mistaken the Barbara Waltoad for a Nutter Butter and has tried to eat her numerous times.
Special Powers - This species is known for hopping long distances, catching prey with her tongue and boring the shit out of people. Researchers say that if someone were to kiss the Barbara Waltoad (Barbara Walters), she would NOT turn into a princess. Instead, she would turn into an expired can of tuna fish.
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