The Pighilton of Paris - Paris Hilton
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Characteristics - Beautiful on the outside, but merciless on the inside, the Pighilton of Paris (Paris Hilton) is a pure polygamist. She lures in multiple mates with her looks and video tapes her entire mating season.
Natural Traits - Can support many piglets with her multi-purpose teets; however through the years, the teets have deteriorated and run dry, leaving the poor little piglets with nothing but gin and cocaine.
Noises Made - From the common grunts to the occasional snorts, her favorite call of the wild is a shout to daddy pig, commanding him to buy her new shoes and make an appointment to get her underbelly waxed.
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