The Black-Tailed Madonnkey - Madonna
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Marital Troubles - Has difficulty keeping mates. Several informants have told us that her marriage is on the rocks and could be over very soon. We expect the Black-Tailed Madonnkey (Madonna) to kill and eat her mate at sun down.
Wildlife Show Business - Once considered a major sex symbol, this critter is still trying to bring sexy back at the tender age of 50. Her latest tour called “Sticky & Sweet & Old” is a small reminder that she should have retired years ago.
Dietary Habits - When this animal eats, she eats. Her daily diet includes hay, berries and Grammy Awards. Her favorite food to put in her mouth is Britney Spears’ tongue.
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