The Tiguana Tequilla - Tila Tequilla
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Habitat of Choice - Prefers to live in warm, tropical regions, mainly MTV’s whore house or wherever beer is served. This species has a permanent blood alcohol level of 0.8 which allows her to ferment her own saliva.
Mating Rituals - The Tiguana Tequilla (Tila Tequilla) or Uberous Slutasauras, as she sometimes is referred to, excels at both getting and spreading multiple forms of herpes. In fact, recent studies have indicated that she has had over 5,482 different mates in the past year. She was even lucky enough to have an STD named after her.
Daily Diet - Her daily diet consists of flies, grain alcohol and 250 gallons of seamen. Her dietary demands have exhausted many regions in the West (See the Great Seamen shortage of 2004).
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