The Michael Jackal - Michael Jackson
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Evolution - Over the years, the Michael Jackal (Michael Jackson) has gone through many stages of evolution. He has grown longer nails to catch his prey faster; his nose has shrunk in order to smell his enemies approaching; and his offspring have grown blankets over their faces to ensure that they will fit in at school.
Natural Habitat - This species prefers to live underground in his den. Occasionally, he will emerge from his dark seclusion. Wait a minute folks, it looks like he’s coming out now. I can’t make it out that well, but it looks like he is sniffing a pair of Power Rangers briefs.
Hunting Skills - This little critter is a master hunter. Once he has his prey in sight, he is quick to pounce on them. His main prey is children, which he lures back to his den with trails of candy and puppies and tells them he needs a special helper to “wax his pole.”
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