The Vernaked Mole Rat Troyer - Vern Troyer
Posted 26.06.2008 | 9:47 pm
Primal Talents - This little fella is a pint size temper tantrum. Some of his talents include scurrying, squeaking and drunk driving his motorized wheelchair into trees. He also excels at getting drunk off 2 bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
Daily Activities - Needs to stay active in order to survive. He loves the smell of stale bourbon in the morning. His daily activities include scratching himself, licking himself and running around in his hamster wheel.
Mating Footage The Vernaked Mole Rat Troyer (Vern Troyer) has been quite a popular item lately. He’s appeared in a hit vhs tape with a a real live woman! He’s actually the first celebrity animal to successfully fit his entire body inside of a woman’s vagina.
This is SO wrong, my husband grew up in the same town with Vern and he is one of the nicest guys you’d ever want to meet! Considering the disadvantages he’s had to overcome in his life, I think he should be given credit, not made a mockery of.
Shame on YOU!!