The Kate Mosstrich - Kate Moss
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Daily Life - Sometimes gets mistaken for a tree. She spends most of her day looking for the white pony and strategically planning her new clothing line at Big Lots.
Dietary Habits - Her favorite food is air. She finds that it provides her enough nutrients to fit into her -11 size jeans.
Natural Habits - Look here! We’ve caught the Kate Mosstrich (Kate Moss) in one of her frequent cocaine bumps. If you look closely at her face, you’ll notice the white powdery liquid flowing like the Nile River out of her nose. That keeps her alive.
Kate Moss Photo: Deon Maritz
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