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The Denise Richsquito - Denise Richards

Posted 18.06.2008 | 8:29 pm

The Denise Richsquito

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Physical Traits - This species is one of the prettiest insects in the animal kingdom. She’s attractive, funny and her smile is as fake as her personality.

Videography - Has been captured on film several times. She has been seen primarily in 4th grade film strips. Her latest appearance on video has put her in the same species class as the ho-bags from Flavor of Love 3.

Mating Call - The Denise Richsquito (Denise Richards) is beautiful and attracts mates from all forms of trailer parks. However we need to beware folks; she has been known to suck the living life out of her mates, leaving them with itchy red bumps that won’t go away.

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1 Comments

  1. Shaina, June 21, 2008:

    hehe.. nice work! I support your work by not feeding those celebs!

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