The Jeremy Pigeon - Jeremy Piven
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Natural Abilities - Is great at being the hobo of the bird kingdom. Is excellent at eating bread, scavenging and pooping everywhere. Was once locked in a dumpster, but yeh, he got out.
Videography - Was in such wildlife documentaries as PCU, Old School and Smokin Aces. His most notable role is playing Ari Gold in the hit HBO show Entourage where he coincidentally poops on everything including people.
Physical Appearance - The Jeremy Pigeon (Jeremy Piven) is a rare species. He has the body of a young pigeon and is balding faster than Sinead O’Connor. Researchers say it’s only a matter of days before he will join the Hair Club For Men.
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