Blast From The Past: The Lorenutcracker Bobbit
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Wildlife Talents - This species is one of the loudest song birds in the forest. The mere mention of her name is enough to inspire fear in any man.
Spare Time - The Lorenutcracker Bobbit’s (Lorena Bobbit) spends her spare time wisely. She enjoys chirping, flying south for the winter and playing hide the sausage. Only her version involves a lot of cutting and removing of the sausage.
Where Is She Now? - She currently works as a meat slicer at your local ShopRite.
Nutcracker Photo Source: Wing-Chi Poon
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these are Frigging Hilarious!! ;))
I’d almost fergotten bout Lorena Bobbit!!
NOT!!