Archive for August, 2008
Posted 18.08.2008 | 7:56 pm
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Natural Strengths - This species excels at making sitcoms, lip syncing and wearing bell bottoms. However this fine celebimal is the exact opposite of wine, he actually gets worse with age.
Wildlife Tendencies - He tends to be a little aggressive towards other animals, especially related ones. He once slugged another badger in the jaw because he was told he had a small wiener.
Videography - The Danny Bonabadger (Danny Bonaduce) likes to appear in TV shows that get canceled after one season. He’s been deemed the Milli Vanilli of reality television.
Posted 14.08.2008 | 6:52 pm
She’s such a hip reporter…. until her face ends up in a big pile.
Posted 13.08.2008 | 8:38 pm
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Natural Abilities - When this species makes eye contact with the opposite sex, she has the rare ability make any man go limp.
Physical Features - This critter’s bare physical features were recorded and photographed by numerous camera men. Unfortunately, once they developed the photos, they instantly jumped off of a cliff.
Videography - The Whooptopus Goldberg (Whoopi Goldberg) has been in such nature films as Sister Act, Corrina Corrina & The Little Rascals, giving hope to aspiring talentless actresses everywhere.
Whoopi Goldberg Photo: Daniel Langer and Comic Relief, Inc.
Octopus Photo: Albert Kok
Posted 05.08.2008 | 9:19 pm
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Daily Diet - Loves to feed on honey, salmon and bibles. His favorite food is his ego, which sometimes turns into a flying spaghetti monster.
Natural Habits - The Mel Gibzzly Bear (Mel Gibson) loves to get his drink on. He was last seen doing body shots off of the David Hasselhorse’s (David Hasselhoff) cleavage.
Videography - This species was in several Nature films such as Braveheart and Mad Max. His most notable role came in the acclaimed movie What Women Want, which earned $47.
Posted 04.08.2008 | 7:10 pm
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Mating Calls - This species serenades the female jaguars with his loud screeching and hip thrusting.
Physical Traits - His long shaggy hair is really an old wig which he physically had sodered onto his head.
Wildlife Procedures - The Mick Jagguar (Mick Jagger) has surprisingly not had any plastic surgery done. But when we look at the above picture, we are reminded of a 90 year old mans ass crack.
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